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Jadies and Lentilmen, it is with great pleasure (and perhaps even a little Fart) that I ask you, as it may be my last chance in my life, what is the most likely way I can get a club repping job or similar. And also, Which of the main binge resorts is the best to meet young English people and have fun this year, while dedicating fully to the employer who gives you that chance?
I may be 407 years old, and I don't have Facebook, but Ive still got all my limbs and nipples. But in all seriousness, Ive had a rough life (homelessness, perpetual travel, poverty etc) so my youth was lost to the streets, and my dream is to work at the very heart of the wildest party resorts that English/British people go to. It always has been, but now it has to happen this year.

So Im thinking Malia, Magaluf, Zante, Kavos etc. Preferably in Greece, but if the party is somewhere else so be it.

You know the place. The sort of place where you see someone having sex, but youre not so disturbed because one of them is you. The sort of place where people drink until or even past the point where theyre complaining that nobody likes their shoes. The sort of place that actually IS what Channel 4 scare-documentaries make these places out to be. Where your bed collapses from the sheer number of notches on your bedpost undermining its structural integrety. Places that, basically, you can live a hedonistic life of hookups and the occasional glass of sherry don't you know - while of course returning the favour to your employer as a reliable and dedicated seller.

The sort of place where Prudence and her 4-year old Sebastian are NOT inexplicably walking their family down the strip so that none of us can have a good time. Where bar street doesn't look like The Waltons Reloaded. This is what I experienced in Faliraki and especially in Ayia Napa. Also, not somewhere where you expect to meet Brits and then you end up surrounded by killjoy Russians. (Im talking to you, Sunny Beach).

In all seriousness though, I lost my youth to a rough life without many chances. Im in my early thirties and have never got the chance to work as a rep before. This may be the last chance I get.

Any employers, employer databases, forums, contacts that you can offer, and/or advice on how to apply, and you will, genuinely, have helped someone realise their biggest dream.

Thanks for your time.

Don

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Edited by DonRomeo - 26 February 2020 at 20:50

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DonRomeo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 25 February 2020 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 2	Post Options Post Reply Quote DonRomeo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: My last chance - 18-30 jobs (Malia/Zante/Mags etc) Posted: 26 February 2020 at 20:35
	Jadies and Lentilmen, it is with great pleasure (and perhaps even a little Fart) that I ask you, as it may be my last chance in my life, what is the most likely way I can get a club repping job or similar. And also, Which of the main binge resorts is the best to meet young English people and have fun this year, while dedicating fully to the employer who gives you that chance? I may be 407 years old, and I don't have Facebook, but Ive still got all my limbs and nipples. But in all seriousness, Ive had a rough life (homelessness, perpetual travel, poverty etc) so my youth was lost to the streets, and my dream is to work at the very heart of the wildest party resorts that English/British people go to. It always has been, but now it has to happen this year. So Im thinking Malia, Magaluf, Zante, Kavos etc. Preferably in Greece, but if the party is somewhere else so be it. You know the place. The sort of place where you see someone having sex, but youre not so disturbed because one of them is you. The sort of place where people drink until or even past the point where theyre complaining that nobody likes their shoes. The sort of place that actually IS what Channel 4 scare-documentaries make these places out to be. Where your bed collapses from the sheer number of notches on your bedpost undermining its structural integrety. Places that, basically, you can live a hedonistic life of hookups and the occasional glass of sherry don't you know - while of course returning the favour to your employer as a reliable and dedicated seller. The sort of place where Prudence and her 4-year old Sebastian are NOT inexplicably walking their family down the strip so that none of us can have a good time. Where bar street doesn't look like The Waltons Reloaded. This is what I experienced in Faliraki and especially in Ayia Napa. Also, not somewhere where you expect to meet Brits and then you end up surrounded by killjoy Russians. (Im talking to you, Sunny Beach). In all seriousness though, I lost my youth to a rough life without many chances. Im in my early thirties and have never got the chance to work as a rep before. This may be the last chance I get. Any employers, employer databases, forums, contacts that you can offer, and/or advice on how to apply, and you will, genuinely, have helped someone realise their biggest dream. Thanks for your time. Don (A copy of this post is available in the British Library) Edited by DonRomeo - 26 February 2020 at 20:50

Renner Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 05 March 2020 Status: Offline Points: 1	Post Options Post Reply Quote Renner Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 06 March 2020 at 12:56
	It's so nice to be able to help someone realize their dream.

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My last chance - 18-30 jobs (Malia/Zante/Mags etc)